I WAS IN CHURCH AND THE PREACHER DUDE ASKED PEOPLE WHAT ANIMAL THEY WOULD BE IF THEY WEREN’T HUMAN AND THIS ONE GIRL STOOD UP AND SAID “I WOULD WANT TO BE EITHER A WOLF OR A MERMAID BECAUSE THEY BOTH LURE MEN IN WITH THEIR BEAUTY AND THEN MURDER THEM.” AND THEN SHE SAT BACK DOWN.
SHE’S BEEN GOING THERE FOR FOREVER AND SHE SINGS IN THE YOUTH BAND NO ONE EVEN QUESTIONED HER ANSWER.
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be